OK, Scissorheads, you’ve been asking for a Pop Quiz in re: Trump TeeVee, but we’re gonna mix it up a little.
Because we know Trump names everything after himself, well, the Trump News Network seems like a forgone conclusion.That said, the REAL snark-a-palooza is going to be around the programming of TNN.
So here’s your Quiz:Name the three prime-time shows you expect to see on Trump News Network, and (if appropriate) who will star in them.
Example:6:00 PM Brown-Nosing with Sean Hannity7:00 PM Russia’s Funniest Home Videos with Vladimer Putin8:30 PM Prepping! With Rudy Giuliani
Alternate Quiz:Describe a pilot show for TNN and who it will star. Example:Make Room for Donnie: Donald Trump learns about Ivanka’s friendship with Huma Abedin; Melania goes on a shopping spree for her pussy cat; the boys grow Hitler mustaches.
Source: Trump TeeVee Pop Quiz!