The Last Of The Millenniums
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Archive for the month “August, 2015”
The Thought For Today
Murphy’s 15 Other Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Thanks Gene
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Missed it by that much – credit-bits-and-pieces
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Life Is A Box Of Chocolates
“I lost mine….gimmie yours” –
How Stupid Are Republican…..Oh…..THIS Stupid – ‘Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages’
Here’s the immigrant you ordered…….
‘Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey said on Saturday that if he were elected president he would combat illegal immigration by creating a system to track foreign visitors the way FedEx tracks packages’.
“At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is. It’s on the truck. It’s at the station. It’s on the airplane,” Mr. Christie told the crowd in Laconia, N.H. “Yet we let people come to this country with visas, and the minute they come in, we lose track of them.”
‘Mr. Christie did not say specifically how a system would track people the same way packages are tracked by FedEx, which scans a bar code on the package at each step of its delivery’.
How Stupid Are Republicans? – ‘Scott Walker Unable to Give Specifics on US Relationship with Pakistan’
Looking into his eyes…..he doesn’t have a clue…….
How Stupid Are Republicans…..Oh….THIS Stupid – ‘Walker says wall along Canadian border worth reviewing’
“Show me a 50 foot high wall…..and I’ll show you a 51 foot long ladder…….”
‘Republican candidates for president have often taken a get-tough approach on deterring illegal immigration, but they usually focus on the border with Mexico.
- Walker was asked Sunday morning on NBC’s “Meet the Press” whether he wanted to build a wall on the northern border, too’.
‘Walker said some people in New Hampshire have asked the campaign about the topic’.
“They raised some very legitimate concerns, including some law enforcement folks that brought that up to me at one of our town hall meetings about a week and a half ago. So that is a legitimate issue for us to look at,” Walker said’.
‘The U.S.-Canada boundary is the longest international border in the world at 5,525 miles long’.
From : http://news.yahoo.com/walker-says-wall-canadian-border-worth-reviewing-132533027.html
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