(I wasn’t going to put a disclaimer in but…..This is NOT a real story. Just a little satire – very GOOD satire)
‘A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States’.
‘At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds’.
“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. “In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors”.
‘Progressive native groups welcomed the council’s decision today as a step forward toward normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers’.
“Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omágažu of the Lakota people. “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home”.
“I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else — behind the Mexicans.”
From : http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/12/native-american-council-offers-amnesty-to-220-million-undocumented-whites/