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The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Her Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe!”
“Nailed It!”
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(I wasn’t going to put a disclaimer in but…..This is NOT a real story. Just a little satire – very GOOD satire)
‘A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States’.
‘At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds’.
“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. “In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors”.
‘Progressive native groups welcomed the council’s decision today as a step forward toward normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers’.
“Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omágažu of the Lakota people. “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home”.
“I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else — behind the Mexicans.”
From : http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/12/native-american-council-offers-amnesty-to-220-million-undocumented-whites/
“These young people, they’re violent, they’re brutal, their mindset is dysfunctional to a point of being dangerous,” he says. “We have got to study, investigate, and really look at what this is all about.”
‘Republican Maryland state Delegate Patrick McDonough suggested this week that parents did not deserve to continue receiving food stamps if they refused to stop their children from protesting the death of Freddie Gray in Baltimore’.
‘A caller on a Baltimore radio program asks McDonough why the government could not “take away benefits from families, from like the parents who are collecting welfare” if the protesters were “too young.”
“That’s an idea and that could be legislation,” McDonough volunteers’.
‘On Tuesday, President Obama threatened to veto the Republican bill’.
“The Administration strongly opposes House passage of H.R. 2029, making appropriations for military construction, the Department of Veterans Affairs, and related agencies for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2016″.
‘Today, House Democrats also stood up for vets by opposing the legislation’.
“Rep. Xavier Becerra (Calif.), chairman of the Democratic Caucus, said the GOP’s bill would scale back health benefits for roughly 70,000 veterans, while also denying funds for medical research, education and veterans’ cemeteries”.
‘Republicans didn’t just take away a little bit of funding from veterans’.
‘Since taking control of the House, Republicans have tried to cut veterans’ benefits on a nearly yearly basis’.
‘In 2012, House Republicans tried to cut benefits while privatizing healthcare’.
‘In 2013, House Republicans tried to cut food assistance for 170,000 vets and their families’.
‘In 2014, Senate Republicans blocked a veterans’ benefits bill’.
From : http://www.politicususa.com/2015/04/29/obama-stands-veterans-vowing-veto-gop-bill-cut-benefits-70000-vets.html
The Last Of The Millenniums 