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A guy named Elliot has a close encounter with a barrel during a paintball event. Elliot is perfectly fine now so it’s ok if you laugh…
‘Jeb Bush is working it hard these days, pandering to every fringe group he possibly can while walking away from the mainstream’.
“I think Governor Pence has done the right thing,” says Bush. “Florida has a law like this.(a lie) Bill Clinton signed a law like this at the federal level.(another lie)”
‘Jeb’s next comment is even worse than his first one’.
“This is simply allowing people of faith space to be able to express their beliefs, to be able to be people of conscience. I think once the facts are established, people aren’t going to see this as discriminatory at all.”
From : http://crooksandliars.com/2015/03/jeb-bush-thinks-people-wont-think-indianas
Look up Libertarian.
Rand Paul says he’s one.
Rand Paul says same-sex marriage ‘offends myself and a lot of people’
“We need another Great Awakening with tent revivals of thousands of people saying, ‘reform or see what’s going to happen if we don’t reform.’”
A famous Founding Father chant back in the late 1700’s no doubt according to teabaggers.
‘In a video posted yesterday by the Christian Broadcasting Network, Rand Paul addressed “a group of pastors and religious leaders at a private prayer breakfast” in Washington D.C. on Thursday about the need for “revival” in America complete with “tent revivals” full of people demanding reform’.
“Don’t always look to Washington to solve anything. In fact, the moral crisis we have in our country, there is a role for us trying to figure out things like marriage, there’s also a moral crisis that allows people to think that there would be some sort of other marriage.”
“We need a revival in the country,” Paul said’.
‘Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN), on his campaign website in 2000′.
“Congress should oppose any effort to recognize homosexual’s as a ‘discreet and insular minority’ entitled to the protection of anti-discrimination laws similar to those extended to women and ethnic minorities.”
‘Gov. Mike Pence (R), quoted by the Indianapolis Star at a press conference addressing his controversial “religious freedom” law’.
“I don’t support discrimination against anyone. I don’t support discrimination against gays and lesbians or anyone else. I abhor discrimination.”
From : http://politicalwire.com/2015/03/31/mike-pence-then-and-now/
‘To rectify this gap in the unstated “guns for everyone” mentality of Alabama’s Republican-led legislature, lawmakers have proposed an amendment to the state’s gun laws that would allow minors to acquire their very own pistols’.
‘At the moment, the law is on a bit more even keel, stipulating that “no person shall deliver a pistol to any person under the age of 18.”
‘The bill adds that the minor can only have the pistol if accompanied by an adult…’
‘Or if the kid is doing gun-related activities like hunting, trapping, target shooting’,
‘Or while competing in a firearm competition, in which case he can use it all he wants all by himself’.
‘Even more brazenly, the amendment also would allow for children to carry a handgun on them as long as they remain on their parent or guardian’s property’.
‘So good rule of thumb: avoid children in Alabama, but especially if they are in or near their homes’.
From : http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/31/new-alabama-law-will-allow-children-to-have-handguns/