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One Man’s Trash…… – ‘Police: Palin Family Involved In 20- Person Brawl At Party’


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‘The Palin clan, including Mama Palin herself, was allegedly
involved in a huge verbal and physical fight over the weekend
when they got drunk at a friend’s party’.

‘Punches were thrown, lips were bloodied, and Sarah Palin
reportedly scream, “Do you know who I am?” at people telling
her to calm down’.

‘According to Alaskan political blog, The Immoral Minority, the
Palins were at a party when – allegedly fueled by alcohol –
Track Palin (that would be Sarah and Todd’s oldest son)
confronted a man who had formerly dated one of his sisters’.

‘Words are exchanged, then Bristol (that would be Sarah and
Todd’s oldest daughter) started punching people. Eventually the
entire family is yelling and fighting’.

‘Blogger Amanda Coyne did some investigating and found multiple
sources that paint roughly the same picture The Immoral
Authority first heard about’.

“The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them,
from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story
that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this”:

“There’s some sort of Iron Dog/snowmachine party in Anchorage”.

“A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up”.

“There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all
fine, but just about the time when some people might have had
one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer,
and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s”.

“Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s
words, and more”.

“The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished
he hadn’t”.

“At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe”:

“Palin women screaming”.

“Palin men thumping their chests”.

“Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook,
which she employed repeatedly”,

“And it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know
who I am!”

“And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd
screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”

“No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska
comes knocking”.

“As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street,
shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him,
and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody
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2 thoughts on “One Man’s Trash…… – ‘Police: Palin Family Involved In 20- Person Brawl At Party’

  1. Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    Aren’t we happy they never got close to the White House? No class ….

  2. Jueseppi B. on said:

    Reblogged this on MrMilitantNegro™.

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